A few weeks back I decided to try and fill the void the Breaking Bad hiatus has left in my heart by baking cupcakes of the same theme, with everyone’s favorite Jesse Pinkman quotes.

He’s Not Coldplay

YOU GUYS. Why did no one tell me these became available in America!? I was just walking through the market this afternoon casually looking for graham crackers and I suddenly found this treasure of beauty staring in my face. Naturally, I purchased one, and am now finding myself hesitant to eat it in case it turns out to be a mirage of sorts and I am still inside a heavenly dream.

You Can Do It In Your Free Time

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR. You all know my love for whole-hazelnut milka bars as they are composed of two of my most favorite and delicious things. NOW you’re telling me TWO MORE of my most favorite and delicious things are being combined. WHAT COUNTRY ARE THESE DISTRIBUTED IN AND HOW CAN I GET SOME.

IT IS SAD AT HOW EXCITED I JUST ACTUALLY BECAME.