xojanedotcom:

I Was Kicked off a Comedy Lineup Because There Were Too Many Women on the Bill!
You know, the old “too many women” excuse.
thugkitchen:

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Check out Thug Kitchen’s new merch store. You’re fucking welcome.

thugkitchen:

Looking for that perfect grocery bag? Not anymore.

Check out Thug Kitchen’s new merch store. You’re fucking welcome.

I know a girl who works in an office.

She says she has no time for herself.

She says other than that everything is fine, everything is fine.

I remind her everything’s not quite fine.

Maybe it’s OK or even worse.

Work should not control our every minute.

Eat to work. Sleep to work. Live to work. Work.

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This internet-wide security breach is just more stress that I don’t need in my life rn

garfieldminusgarfield:

G-G the book - G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter

Today I overheard two of my female high school students talking about how beautiful they think I am and it made my whole week tbh

unicorn-ice:

emotional-babygirl:

lopsideburns:

emotional-babygirl:

S/o to the cutie in the rfc windbreaker at the nashville airport rn. Hmu hottie

imageWhat a coincidence, I happened to be wearing this in the Nashville airport yesterday

Is this the real life

HOLY SHIT THE INTERNET IS AMAZING

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